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| User: | bewareofbitch (665195) |
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| Name: | Little Red Ridin Hood | |
| Location: | Australia | |
| Birthdate: | 04-05 | |
| Bio: | Uhhhhhh.... Well.. Little Red Ridin Hood (LRRH from now on) was going to visit grandma in the woods, so she packed her little basket of goodies and hid a sawn-off shotgun under the teatowel covering the contents of the basket. As she was walking out the door, her mum stopped her and asked "Where are you going honey?" "I'm off to visit grandma" LRRH replied "But grandma lives in the Deep Dark Woods, and you know who else is in the Deep Dark Woods don't you. The Big Bad Wolf. If the Big Bad Wolf finds you he's gonna pull your little red dress up, push your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off!" "It's OK mum, I have my gun, he won't give me any trouble." LRRH lifted up the tea towel a little bit, revealing the contents to her mum and then skipped off, down the path into the Deep Dark Woods. Who should LRRH run into on the path to grandma's house but the Three Little Pigs.. "Hello LRRH, where are you off to in these Deep Dark Woods?" chorused the Three Little Pigs "I'm off to visit grandma and give her some goodies" said LRRH "But your grandma lives further into the Deep Dark Woods, and you know who will be waiting for you!" cried the Three Little Pigs "The Big Bad Wolf.. I know, I know" sighed LRRH "But if he finds you he's gonna pull your little red dress up, push your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off!" "It's OK, it's OK, I have a gun in my basket of goodies, he won't give me any trouble" LRRH showed the Three Little Pigs her gun, bid them farewell and continued her skipping down the path to grandma's A little further down the path, LRRH ran into the Big Bad Wolf who laughed wickedly adn said "Hello Little Red Ridin Hood, you know what I'm going to do to you now don't you? I'm going to pull your little red dress up, push your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off!" Little Red Ridin Hood whipped her sawn-off shotgun out from her basket, leveled it at the Big Bad Wolf's head and said quite sweetly,"No, Wolfy, I'm gonna pull my little red dress up, push my little red panties down and you're gonna eat me up like you're sposed to." | |
| Interests: | 150: 80's funk, a modest destiny, all your base, amd, amigas, anime, anne mccaffrey, astroboy, badgers, bally sagoo, battlefield 1942, bb hood, being a smartass, belly button piercings, bi girls, bigger than cheeses, bitches, bitching, books, btc, bunnies, cabbits, cars, cassius, chasing amy, cheese, cheesecake, cheshire cat, clerks, cthulhu, cunnilingus, cute girls, cy-fi, daft punk, darkstalkers, diablo 2, diablos, diesel sweeties, dogma, donnell jones, douglas adams, duckies, ducklings, ducks, eeyore, fantasy, felicia, ferraris, foo fighters, formula 1, foxy brown, french house, funky house, futurama, g strings, games, geeks, geeky boys, geeky girls, goats, hentai, hitch hikers guide, homestarrunner, hot chocolate, imported cars, inktank, interface, janny wurts, jason lee, kevin smith, king crimson, kobay ashi, lamborghinis, lifehouse, lil kim, lister, little red riding hood, machall, macross plus, macs, mad hatter, malibu rum, mallrats, manga, maple syrup, massage, mds, megatokyo, microsoft sucks, minidiscs, money, monty python, morrigan, murcielagos, neal stephenson, nelly, neopets, nurse uniforms, oral sex, ordinary decent criminal, panthers, pcs suck, penguins, penny arcade, pete murray, port, queens of the stoneage, rap, raymond e. feist, reading, red dwarf, rimmer, rnb, rodland, rpgs, ryo-ohki, sailor mars, samurai pizza cats, sasha and john digweed, sci-fi, sexy geeks, silent bob, simpsons, snowcrash, starcraft, strong bad, strongbad, stupid jokes, superman lovers, supras, tails, tails the fox, terragen, the eels, thigh high stockings, thinkgeek.com, todd rundgren, tool, tr-i, trance, tshirthell, tupac, usual suspects, video games, warcraft 2, warcraft 3, weezer, wierd al yankovic, zfilter, zodiac | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Friend of: | 9: bobcerm, chaotic_avatar, dreamsthatruin, goonigoogoo, latinbabe898, liquidskin, micahmicahmicah, outworld, znemesis | |
| Member of: | 12: b_t_c, good_books, grrlskissgrrls, lovingeekladies, pizza_cats, qow, quote_this, roadtoutopia, rss_geek, viewaskew, wc3, welovegeeks | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
